Sunday, December 19, 2010

Honesty.

Since young, our parents & teacher tell us.. Honesty is the best policy! :) Some religion believe that lying is a sin.  However there's something call a white lie, so if lying is a sin, does white lie includes in it? Some people think lying isn't such a bad thing, that's because truth hurts. Well true enough..truth hurts, but doesn't lies hurt even more?

Although lying isn't good but under some circumstance lying is very much substantial.. Take for example, if you are working as a sales assistance in some boutique. A rather plump lady entered the shop and tried on an evening gown. It looks really really really tight on her..at this point of time she asked for your advice. What would you tell her? She look ok in it or she look tight in it? If your answer is, "she looked ok in it", isn't that considered a lie?  hahas:D

Oh btw recently i have been coming across this quote: " I love You is the biggest and sweetest lie that i could take."  Ok i am just trying to be random here. Btw i saw this post on a website..

5 Questions Men Fear

The 5 questions most feared by men are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analysed below, along with possible responses.

Question 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
  •  Football.
  •  Golf.
  •  How fat you are.
  •  How much prettier she is than you
  •  How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:
  • Oh Yeah, shit-loads.
  • Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
  • That depends on what you mean by love.
  • Does it matter?
  • Who, me?
Question 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
  • Compared to what?
  • I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
  • A little extra weight looks good on you.
  • I've seen fatter.
  • Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:
  • Yes, but you have a better personality.
  • Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
  • Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
  • Define pretty.
  • Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat"). No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: shit.
via:http://www.laughiout.com/2009/01/5-questions-men-fear.html#ixzz18TsRSNgr
Omg, what's wrong with me.. Ok whatever i don't know why i started ranting on this topic..hmm must be the fever, it kills my brain cells and damages my brain. :'(  So yup i shall dropped this topic hehe:D

Anyway i have had my Japanese Final Exam. It was a total disaster. All i could blame is myself, me & I. I only started studying on the train ride to class. ( F.Y.I it's only a 25mins ride. ) Goodness! I can't believe i actually did this, anyway it doesn't matter i am already prepared to take a retest.

Ohya something good to share..i have received my first 2 Christmas present of the year! Happy~ :D Christmas is a season about sharing isn't it? hahas:D

OK i shall end here today..
Goodnight readers:D

Quote For The Day:
"An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie; for an excuse is a lie guarded." ~Alexander Pope